Damn that markey,

we used to say.

But markey left the other day.

Now it's D'Agostino

that we curse.

The pot holes get bigger,

and the roads get worse!

Your car shakes, and rattles,

with every bump.

Then you hear that sicking clunk!

Remember that hot patch

is better than cold patch by far!

And if it dosen't stick to the road,

It will stick to your car!